Grocery Aisle Navigator Gifts

Man knocking over brain food

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Alphabet soup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Easy Course

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

"Butcher!"

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

Frozen Food Section.

Supermarket Traffic

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

Time sure flies by.

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

Information pathways

Supermarket traffic lights.

"I'd recognize a fake anywhere."

God at the shopping mall...

"Hey, don't fall asleep Jimmy! Look at me! You'll be fine, it's just a scratch! We'll get back home in no time and on Sunday we'll be a nice omelette, you'll see."