Grocery Aisle Navigator Gifts

Man knocking over brain food

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Alphabet soup

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Easy Course

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"They call him the avocado whisperer. He knows when they are about to turn."

"Butcher!"

Supermarket Traffic

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Time sure flies by.

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

God at the shopping mall...

"Hey, don't fall asleep Jimmy! Look at me! You'll be fine, it's just a scratch! We'll get back home in no time and on Sunday we'll be a nice omelette, you'll see."

"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."

"I'd recognize a fake anywhere."

Information pathways

Supermarket traffic lights.