Grocery Aisle Adventurer Gifts

Fat Free Food, Salt Free Food, Cholesterol Free Food and Food Free Food.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Beef Prices

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Reality of Parenthood

Shoppers of Mystery.

You are what you eat

Wild fruit

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Final clearance sale.

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Bobsleigh practice.

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"Good dog!"

Insider Information.

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

'You bought WHAT on eBay?'

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Market items.