Grocery Adventure Seeker Gifts

"Pet food? Aisle 7A."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

I wish I'd had the review.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Man on Stilts in a Market

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Reality of Parenthood

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

Wild fruit

You are what you eat

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

Bobsleigh practice.

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

Please wait to be vetted

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."