Grocery Store Adventurers Gifts

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Reality of Parenthood

Shoppers of Mystery.

You are what you eat

Wild fruit

Final clearance sale.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

Bobsleigh practice.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Just calm down Kitty, dear.'

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Insider Information.

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

Shopping Trolley Fun

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"