Grocery Store Adventurers Pillows

Hole Foods

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Reality of Parenthood

Shoppers of Mystery.

Wild fruit

You are what you eat

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Final clearance sale.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

Bobsleigh practice.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

'Just calm down Kitty, dear.'

Insider Information.

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Shopping Trolley Fun

Market items.