Supermarket Adventurers Pillows

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Wild fruit

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Reality of Parenthood

Discount Shopping.

Shoppers of Mystery.

You are what you eat

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

Final clearance sale.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

Bobsleigh practice.

"Good dog!"

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

An evolutionary turning point.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'