Supermarket Adventurers T-Shirts

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Wild fruit

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Reality of Parenthood

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

You are what you eat

Final clearance sale.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Bobsleigh practice.

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Good dog!"

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."