Supermarket Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a supermarket!'

"He's a new bagger from the supermarket. He's really conscientious!"

GP surgeries to open in supermarkets

'I'm the genie of the supermarket, you have 3 for 2 wishes...'

The survivor of a shipwreck is surprised to see a Tesco store in the middle of a desert island.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

Express Checkout

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Witches Checkout.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Irregulars