Supermarket Escapade Enthusiast T-Shirts

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Wild fruit

'You must have something in my size?'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

U.S. Male - Part Five

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Bobsleigh practice.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'