Grocery Store Escapade T-Shirts

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Reality of Parenthood

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

You are what you eat

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Woman has man in shopping trolley

On that fateful visit to the supermarket, it was Tongue's misstep that would lead to a fall, a lawsuit, and an eventual catch-phrase.

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Meats

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

Trolley Cage.

Extrasafeways

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Supermarkets

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

'Not another shipment of orange juice that is TOO concentrated and explodes.'