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Buyers remorse items.

Eight sins or less.

'He got as far as the door before I clobbered him with a salami.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Woman has man in shopping trolley

The Creature of the Black Legume

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"Bag for life?"

Meats

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."