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Your Dinner is in the Supermarket.

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

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'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

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'Do we have any alligator pears?'

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'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"How nice. A truffle."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

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"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

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"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"I'll have the duck Poussin."