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"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.

Reality of Parenthood

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

You are what you eat

Wild fruit

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'