Supermarket Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Potted meats section.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Witches Checkout.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Customer Convention

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Wild fruit

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Health food and junk food

Bobsleigh practice.

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

The Creature of the Black Legume

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"