Supermarket Enthusiasts Gifts

Potted meats section.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Witches Checkout.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Customer Convention

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

Mouse shopping after hours

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Wild fruit

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Do me a favor - don

The Creature of the Black Legume

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Bobsleigh practice.

Health food and junk food

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.