Supermarket Shopper Gifts

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'I blame the sandwich I bought at Tesco. It probably had the wrong bio ethanol mix!'

Complex Carbs

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Everything's gone up."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket Merge

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Fashion Mistake.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."