Supermarket Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a supermarket!'

"He's a new bagger from the supermarket. He's really conscientious!"

GP surgeries to open in supermarkets

'I'm the genie of the supermarket, you have 3 for 2 wishes...'

The survivor of a shipwreck is surprised to see a Tesco store in the middle of a desert island.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

Express Checkout

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Witches Checkout.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'