Grocery Shop Enthusiast Gifts

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Witches Checkout.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Mouse shopping after hours

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Woman has man in shopping trolley

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Do me a favor - don

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

The Creature of the Black Legume

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Bag for life?"