Grocery Store Enthusiast Gifts

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

'My credit rating is so bad there, they won't even take my cash.'

"It's the new affordable budget range."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Witches Checkout.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Do me a favor - don

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

The Creature of the Black Legume

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"