Grocery Shop Enthusiast Prints

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Witches Checkout.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

The Creature of the Black Legume

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"Bag for life?"