Supermarket Aficionados T-Shirts

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

Customer Convention

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Complex Carbs

Mouse shopping after hours

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

U.S. Male - Part Five

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

The Creature of the Black Legume

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Do me a favor - don

Health food and junk food

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.