Supermarket Aficionados Mugs

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Customer Convention

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Witches Checkout.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Complex Carbs

Mouse shopping after hours

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

The Creature of the Black Legume

Health food and junk food

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.