Supermarket Safari Adventurer T-Shirts

Fresh Fruit

TV dinner

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"And that's why you go on safari."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

5 Second Rule!

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'I'm too old to be a hunter now: I've become a scavenger too...'

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"I think you've taken the garden rewilding a bit too far."

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'