Supermarket Safari-goer T-Shirts

'Somebody's lookin' for an extra slap.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Will Kill For Food

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Wild fruit

'Can I get you a drink first?'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"I feel lousy...I think someone I ate disagree with me."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"Forget it, he's got a brain the size of a walnut: No point reasoning with him to let us cross..."

"King of the jungle, huh?"

Health food and junk food

Bobsleigh practice.

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Well, the wildebeest migration is scheduled to cross the river here next week: why don't you invite your friends and have a party then?"

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.