Supermarket Wanderer T-Shirts

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'

Frozen burgers... veggie burgers.

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Extra Light Beer

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

See you at the farmers market!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Placier.

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Vegicurious

Olives

Plane Yogurt.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Wild fruit

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Werehouses.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"