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Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Plane Yogurt.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Wild fruit

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.