Supermarket Seeker Mugs

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

Plane Yogurt.

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Wild fruit

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'