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'I'm still looking for love.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Low Hanging Fruit

'Uh-oh.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Complex Carbs

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Plane Yogurt.

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

Aisle of Milk & Honey