Supermarket T-Shirts

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

"No, you dope! This is a bay for trolleys!"

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Price may vary with weather.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Personal Assistants.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Complex Carbs

'They're doing their tests now?