Supermarkets T-Shirts

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

'Four of these have to go.'

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

e-procurement

'And I bet that's only the packaging!'

'Look at the Joneses with their new loaf of bread.'

Shopping Trolley

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

Shopping for bandages...

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

'Daddy, what did you do in the supermarket wars?'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

Eggs- if you drop them, you buy them.

Personal Assistants.

Woman shopping for groceries see frozen food display in an igloo.

'Look, is it 'Buy one - get one free', or 'Two for the price of one'?'

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

Eggs broken by next customer signs

Milk in a bag.

"Did you read the sin-by date?"

Ants shopping

Toilet water

Kid pushing trolleys and people together.

Till malfunction

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Supermarket trolley crash

'Is it me, or are these trolleys getting bigger?'

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

"FOODFIGHT!!!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."