Supermarkets Gifts

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

'Four of these have to go.'

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

e-procurement

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Shopping for bandages...

Shopping Trolley

'Look at the Joneses with their new loaf of bread.'

'And I bet that's only the packaging!'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

'Daddy, what did you do in the supermarket wars?'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Eggs- if you drop them, you buy them.

Brussels is harmonising the food chain.

Personal Assistants.

Hell for cashiers.

Supermarket Merge

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Eggs broken by next customer signs

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Self-Checkout

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Look, is it 'Buy one - get one free', or 'Two for the price of one'?'

Ants shopping

Milk in a bag.

Toilet water

Kid pushing trolleys and people together.

"Did you read the sin-by date?"

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

Woman shopping for groceries see frozen food display in an igloo.