Supermarket Exploration Gifts

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Reality of Parenthood

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

You are what you eat

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Wild fruit