Supermarket Exploration Prints

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Supermarket Merge

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Reality of Parenthood

Plane Yogurt.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

You are what you eat