Supermarket Adventures Prints

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Superstore Message

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Wild fruit

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Health food and junk food

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Bobsleigh practice.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."