Supermarket Adventures Pillows

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Superstore Message

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Complex Carbs

Wild fruit

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Health food and junk food

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Bobsleigh practice.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'