Grocery Store Explorers Gifts

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

You are what you eat

Reality of Parenthood

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Plane Yogurt.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Wild fruit

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.