Grocery Store Explorers Pillows

A shopping couple commenting on the store staff at a team brief session.

You are what you eat

Reality of Parenthood

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Plane Yogurt.

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Wild fruit

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Aisle of Milk & Honey

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'