Supermarket Explorer Gifts

'I'm Les.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

UFO drops off shopping trolley then leaves.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Eggs- if you drop them, you buy them.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

Unusual Offers

Try New ACME soap!

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Brian's into shopping since I explained he's hunting for bargains and I'm gathering his savings.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Stop putting that back, I'm trying to buy it."

Bored mother awaiting her kids to 'Pickn'Mix' their breakfast cereals in a supermarket

BSE

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Hey! Who changed this water into wine?'

Place Between Purchases,

Supermarket - find one product that's still available - get one free

Plane Yogurt.

Have a nice day - This Means You.

Junk food is placed near produce section in grocery store.

Thank goodness we don't have to hunt and gather anymore.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'

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