Shopping Explorer Gifts

"Surfboards?"

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Heaven

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Alphabet soup

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.

Pick & Buy Online.

"Do you have these apples in green?"