Bookshop Explorer Gifts

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Bookworms

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Heaven

The Ultimate Self-Help Book! - How to write self-help books.

A library user is directed to the nearest bookshop.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The practical psychopath

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Crime in bookshop

Sumo Love.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

Mysteries.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off