Bookshop Browsing Gifts

Caution falling books

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Multi-Generational Books

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

The practical psychopath

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Sumo Love.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Heaven

Mysteries.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.