Bookshop Enthusiast Gifts

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"I'd like to return this book. . . It didn't cover any of personal problem areas."

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

Victor Hugo

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Reading my Critics

Cut Price

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Crime in bookshop

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Monster Self-Help

Meet the author

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."