Bookshop Buff Gifts

'Would you like to borrow these?'

Runaway Inflation Is Here

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

Audio Books

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Myths and legends...

Moby Dick

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Monster Self-Help

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Christopher Isherwood

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Mysteries.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'I read it and threw it into the river.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."