Bookshop Buff Mugs

'Would you like to borrow these?'

Runaway Inflation Is Here

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

Audio Books

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Moby Dick

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Myths and legends...

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

Monster Self-Help

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Mysteries.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'I read it and threw it into the river.'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'