Bookshop Enthusiast Mugs

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"I'd like to return this book. . . It didn't cover any of personal problem areas."

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Reading my Critics

Cut Price

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Meet the author

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Monster Self-Help

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"There goes our early night."

Crime in bookshop

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'