Bookstore Aficionado Mugs

Hypnotizing Women

Edit the Author 6-7

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Meet The Author"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Catalogue of little books.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Monster Self-Help

Online Shopping.

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