Bookstore Buff Mugs

End Time Bookstore: "No Credit"

Our Staff Picks

Milk Of The Word

Relationship section of the bookstore: Friction and Non-friction.

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

Microfilm bookstore.

Meet the Oar-thor.

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Pop up books

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

The practical psychopath

Multi-Generational Books

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Moby Dick

Myths and legends...

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Christopher Isherwood

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.