Bookshop Aficionado Mugs

"Do you like Kipling?"

"Meet The Author"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Catalogue of little books.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Online Shopping.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"There goes our early night."

Monster Self-Help

Meet the author

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."