Bookshop Aficionado Prints

"Do you like Kipling?"

"Meet The Author"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Victor Hugo

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

High security Santa's grotto

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Catalogue of little books.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Monster Self-Help

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Online Shopping.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'