Bookshop Browsing Mugs

Caution falling books

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Multi-Generational Books

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

The practical psychopath

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Sumo Love.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Heaven

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Mysteries.

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"